NFL Season Reflection...
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by Prez Ro
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Man, where did the time go... we only have one game left in the NFL season, and as every one does this time of the year, it's time for reflection.
As we look back over the season, some analysis looked at a few teams as TRIVAL PURSUIT and those teams would be in TROUBLE right off the top, while other teams took the RISK and rose to PERFECTION.
The season kicked off with the New York Jets being featured on HBO's Hard Knocks and several former coaches got a lil' bent with Coach Ryan who used words like BALDERDASH quite a bit, but we all know he is not going to let anyone control his LIFE.
As a big fan of football, I recognize that the football field is every teams BATTELSHIP and they take this game very SERIOUS. Shoot, this isn't CANDYLAND or a stack of CARDS; this game is as serious as a round of BID WHIST in a smoke-filled basement while Bobby Blue Bland is playing.
During training camp, many teams put in some gadget plays like CHUTES & LADDER, but in the NFL, plays like these were the DOWNFALL of many coaches and they were definitely SORRY for their actions. For those coaches and teams, the analysis were right, they were playing CHECKERS, while all of the top teams were playing CHESS.
Even Mother Nature got involved in the season providing powerful storms and TWISTER rated wind which put a couple of games in SOLITAIRE.
During the season, fans came to the conclusion that the commissioner ran the league like a MONOPOLOGY and he appeared somewhat CLUEless. He wanted the players to play nice and at times it seemed like the players were playing TAG. He also fined and collected more than UNO players this season and didn't allow them to pass go... and it definitely was more than $200. But overall, he wanted to prevent players from having multiple OPERATIONS and RISK, and from going to the DOCTOR.
In addition to the commissioner, all season it felt like know matter what Brett Farve did, it was TABOO to talk about it. But in contrast, not Mike Vick or Big Ben... their lives were put in front of everyone on a PICTIONARY, but it felt like CHARADES with the unfair judgments against their personal life (and debt paid to society) and professional behavior. Every time either one of them wanted to do something, they had to ask 'CAPTAIN MAY I...'
But back to the BATTELSHIP, in the playoffs, even the great Patriots and their MASTERMIND coach Belichick, couldn't figure out the SCRABBLE board of the J-E-T-S and were sent home early. In the end, GUESS WHO was left standing? Cheese and Steel.
They are going to play in front of record-breaking numbers, in the house that Jerry built, which includes a 60-yard SCENE IT screen in search of becoming LORD OF THE RINGS 2011.
Unfortunately, after the Super bowl is over, the TYCOONS (owners) will negotiate hard with the players and put on a unified POKER face trying to keep players from spinning the WHEEL OF FORTUNE until the PRICE IS RIGHT. The owners will probably try to divide the players and create a FAMILY FEUD. The players on the other hand, will try to stand shoulder-to-shoulder make some GESTURES and try to HANG (the) MAN.
I guess in the end, if the owners get what they want they will scream BINGO or YAHTZEE.... on the other hand, if the players get what they want, they will stand proud and smash the table while yelling DOMINOS fool....
NOTE: This commentary is brought to you by Hasbro™, EASports™, Milton-Bradley™, and others...
Man, where did the time go... we only have one game left in the NFL season, and as every one does this time of the year, it's time for reflection.
As we look back over the season, some analysis looked at a few teams as TRIVAL PURSUIT and those teams would be in TROUBLE right off the top, while other teams took the RISK and rose to PERFECTION.
The season kicked off with the New York Jets being featured on HBO's Hard Knocks and several former coaches got a lil' bent with Coach Ryan who used words like BALDERDASH quite a bit, but we all know he is not going to let anyone control his LIFE.
As a big fan of football, I recognize that the football field is every teams BATTELSHIP and they take this game very SERIOUS. Shoot, this isn't CANDYLAND or a stack of CARDS; this game is as serious as a round of BID WHIST in a smoke-filled basement while Bobby Blue Bland is playing.
During training camp, many teams put in some gadget plays like CHUTES & LADDER, but in the NFL, plays like these were the DOWNFALL of many coaches and they were definitely SORRY for their actions. For those coaches and teams, the analysis were right, they were playing CHECKERS, while all of the top teams were playing CHESS.
Even Mother Nature got involved in the season providing powerful storms and TWISTER rated wind which put a couple of games in SOLITAIRE.
During the season, fans came to the conclusion that the commissioner ran the league like a MONOPOLOGY and he appeared somewhat CLUEless. He wanted the players to play nice and at times it seemed like the players were playing TAG. He also fined and collected more than UNO players this season and didn't allow them to pass go... and it definitely was more than $200. But overall, he wanted to prevent players from having multiple OPERATIONS and RISK, and from going to the DOCTOR.
In addition to the commissioner, all season it felt like know matter what Brett Farve did, it was TABOO to talk about it. But in contrast, not Mike Vick or Big Ben... their lives were put in front of everyone on a PICTIONARY, but it felt like CHARADES with the unfair judgments against their personal life (and debt paid to society) and professional behavior. Every time either one of them wanted to do something, they had to ask 'CAPTAIN MAY I...'
But back to the BATTELSHIP, in the playoffs, even the great Patriots and their MASTERMIND coach Belichick, couldn't figure out the SCRABBLE board of the J-E-T-S and were sent home early. In the end, GUESS WHO was left standing? Cheese and Steel.
They are going to play in front of record-breaking numbers, in the house that Jerry built, which includes a 60-yard SCENE IT screen in search of becoming LORD OF THE RINGS 2011.
Unfortunately, after the Super bowl is over, the TYCOONS (owners) will negotiate hard with the players and put on a unified POKER face trying to keep players from spinning the WHEEL OF FORTUNE until the PRICE IS RIGHT. The owners will probably try to divide the players and create a FAMILY FEUD. The players on the other hand, will try to stand shoulder-to-shoulder make some GESTURES and try to HANG (the) MAN.
I guess in the end, if the owners get what they want they will scream BINGO or YAHTZEE.... on the other hand, if the players get what they want, they will stand proud and smash the table while yelling DOMINOS fool....
Thanks for a fun season and I hope their is NO work stoppage... see ya in the FALL!!!
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